Let me break it down for you, shipmate.
I’ve spent 4 years dodging sea spray, bad chow, and typhoons that could lift a destroyer. So when I retired, I said, “What’s next? Candles. Obviously.”
Now, you might be thinking:
“What in Neptune’s name does a candle shop need with rain gear?”
Well first off, you ever try lighting a candle in the rain? Don’t.
Second, some of y’all act like rain is a surprise. You got candles on your coffee table, incense in your den, and vibes on high—but the minute the sky sneezes, you're running around like a wet cat.
So I launched The Refined Man Rain Jacket.
Why? Because it rains. That’s why.
This ain’t your typical plastic trash bag with sleeves. No, sir.
This is a water-resistant, wind-slapping, style-forward rain layer. It’s got:
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A hood that cinches tighter than Navy-issued sea bags
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Zippers that don’t jam when the weather turns on you
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A sleek design—but we don’t do neon yellow around here
And guess what? It even pairs with your scent.
You throw on “Tobacco Vanilla” while rocking this jacket? That’s not just a man, that’s a walking mood.